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Upfront Heating & Air
No hidden fees. No hidden anything.
Big HVAC companies have high fees, hidden costs, and a lack of transparency. Not us. We'll tell you right up front exactly how bad this is about to get.
☎ (631) 769-2623Get My Gag Quote*Estimate is free. The three days after that are not.
As Seen On TV (Sort Of)
The commercial that started it all. Watch it, then pretend you read our reviews.
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The Upfront Process™
Five honest steps. Most companies only tell you step one.
- The Nice SalesmanHe's cool. Great handshake. Asks about your kids. Enjoy him. You will never see him again.
- The Guys ArriveFour to five of the weirdest guys you've ever seen. One is named Tony. Ask Tony nothing.
- Three Days of "Figuring It Out"They will laugh when you walk by. They will not tell you why.
- The Lawn IncidentSomeone's girlfriend shows up. It gets loud. Your neighbors finally learn your name.
- PaymentNo check. No card. No cash. Venmo only, memo "pizza." 🍕
What Long Island is Saying
You didn't read our reviews. That's your problem.
Name That Part
Think we're taking too long? Tell us what this is and we'll do the whole job for free. 🔧❓