Nassau. Suffolk. All 15 towns and cities.

We Serve All of Long Island. Unfortunately.

From the Queens line to Orient Point, the guys will find you.

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Cartoon map of Long Island showing Nassau and Suffolk towns served LONG ISLAND SOUNDATLANTIC OCEAN (DO NOT SWIM TO THE JOB) NASSAUSUFFOLK QUEENS (NOPE) HempsteadNorth HempsteadOyster BayGlen CoveLong BeachBabylonBrookhavenEast HamptonHuntingtonIslipRiverheadShelter IslandSmithtownSouthamptonSouthold
Not to scale. Not to anything. Tap a pin for that town.

Pick Your Town

Nassau County ➜

South Shore

Town of Hempstead

Levittown, Freeport, Baldwin

Hempstead? Biggest town in America. The guys will be lost in it for a week.
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Shore to Shore · HQ

Town of Oyster Bay

Massapequa, Massapequa Park, Hicksville

Oyster Bay? That's HQ. ETA: as soon as the owner gets out of the truck.
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North Shore City

City of Glen Cove

Downtown Glen Cove, Glen Cove Landing, Garvies Point

Glen Cove? The guys will take the long way. Glen Cove Road is ALL long way.
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Barrier Beach

City of Long Beach

West End, East End, Canals area

Long Beach? ETA after the boardwalk. Bring sunscreen for Tony.
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Suffolk County ➜

East End

Town of East Hampton

East Hampton Village, Amagansett, Montauk

East Hampton? Surge pricing, plus the crew wants a parking pass.
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North Shore

Town of Huntington

Huntington Village, Huntington Station, Northport

Huntington? They'll stop for a slice in the village first. It's for pizza.
See services in Huntington ➜
Great South Bay

Town of Islip

Bay Shore, Brentwood, Central Islip

Islip? ETA depends on the Fire Island ferry. And on their moods.
See services in Islip ➜
Where the Forks Split

Town of Riverhead

Riverhead hamlet, Wading River, Calverton

Riverhead? The LIE ends there, so does cell service for Kevin.
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Island-ception

Town of Shelter Island

Shelter Island Heights, Dering Harbor, Ram Island

Shelter Island? Two ferries. The guys call it a vacation.
See services in Shelter Island ➜
East End

Town of Southampton

Southampton Village, Hampton Bays, Westhampton Beach

Southampton? The guys will be asked to park somewhere else. Repeatedly.
See services in Southampton ➜

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The Upfront Coverage Guarantee™

  1. We will come to your town.We guarantee it. We do not guarantee which day, or which guys.
  2. Nassau or Suffolk, same energy.The crew behaves exactly the same in Garden City as in Mastic. That's the problem.
  3. East End jobs include a scenic detour.Farm stand, winery, beach. You'll get a text that says "almost there." They are not almost there.
  4. We don't do the city.Not after what happened on the Cross Island. We've moved on. The van hasn't.

Uh-oh. Critical error?

We'll tell you from the beginning: this whole process is going to be a nightmare.

Book Your Nightmare
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